Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Ascension of Our Lord Revealed

A little over three years ago, the Project visited a Kensington parish named Ascension of Our Lord. Tucked away at F & Westmoreland streets, off Allegheny Avenue, the church's robust Italian-Renaissance design stood in stark defiance to the crumbling decay of the neighborhood around it.

Or at least we presumed. We were denied entry, being told that the upper church was in such sad shape that the parish couldn't let visitors see it, to say nothing of actually using it themselves. To date, it is the one and only time the Fat Girl Principle has ever failed.

My inability to see this place long rankled at me--until my powers of persuasion (and a few choice contacts) helped me gain entry to this mysterious building.

Some selected pictures of my excursion appear below. (I've included these and the rest in the Ascension of Our Lord picture section.)























The fact that Ascension parish can't even use this church is proof enough that it's in bad shape. But actually seeing the place puts it in a whole new light.

In short, it's not a total disaster, but it's close. Water damage scars the walls and arches and surrounds the windows. Buckets lie here and there to catch falling paint and plaster, which mostly misses and lines the floors like a fine dusting of snow flurries. Construction accoutrements lie haphazardly around. Whole sections of pews have been torn up and removed, presumably so they can hold mass in the rectory.

And that's just the main section of the church. The real joys come from the auxiliary spaces, which are so derelict they defy imagination. A baptismal alcove that would probably be condemned if it stood alone. Back rooms littered with debris and old, unwanted items. Dirty hallways, shaky supports and places where wooden floors have almost completely rotted away. Oh, and the world's worst bathroom.

What makes this a particularly unsettling experience is the feel. This church feels like a veritable ghost town, like a structure that's been abandoned for decades. If not for the copious evidence of their existence, you would have to wonder if this building ever housed happy, spiritually fulfilled people.

But the fact is, it did. And it still kind of does. This isn't an abandoned church. This isn't a closed parish. This is a fully active parish. A parish that still holds mass, still celebrates sacraments, and, up until this year, still supported a parish school. And that's what really disgusting about the whole thing.

Tell me, Archdiocese of Philadelphia--is this part of your grand plan? How can you rest, knowing that an active parish under your watch is in possession of a building that looks and feels like this?

Sure, Ascension itself bears some of the blame for a church that, even 15 years ago, was purported to be in pretty pristine shape. But you're the landlord. You're ultimately responsible for them and what they do. And while you've been buffing your already pristine Basilica and wearing out your knees begging for pennies, you carelessly let a tragedy like this unfold under your eyes.

I knew you were callous. I knew you were cold. I knew your motives were, at best, murky.

But I didn't know you were this bad.

Not that it matters, right? In six months or so you'll tearfully announce the closure of the parish, citing declining numbers and failing structures. You'll carefully omit any mention of your culpability, of course, and attribute it to vague things like the changing of the times and the godlessness of newer generations. Then you'll strip it, send its ornaments to the suburbs, and sell it to the wrecking ball. And it will be a wrecking ball, no doubt, because no community group has the money to restore this place. And it's not like you're going to do it.

But I'll remember, as will everyone else who follows the Project. These pictures are proof enough of that, and you can never, ever live them down.

In another world, Ascension would still be a shining beacon in the darkness. The interior is expansive, the sanctuary fixtures classical and timeless, and the Paula Himmelsbach Balano windows are a masterful exercise in depth and color. And even now, at the right angles, in the right light, you still see some of that beauty, that promise, that ethereal splendor.

But then the clouds creep and the shadows grow, and it disappears behind a twisted mask of arrogance and greed.

I've covered nearly 100 churches, and this is without a doubt that worst thing I've seen yet.

Shame.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Mailbag 26: King of the Kooks


Dig into the mailbag and what do we see? The Project has made a new friend.

I just found your site and was excited since i love architecture and churches
u have a good start to your site but need more pics especially interiors

I'm tired of being a broken record. From the second year on, just about every church has interior photography, and many more photos in general. The first-year churches will have to languish in squalor just a little bit longer.


I was raised up in SAINT GABRIELS PARISH and it is a beautiful parish
not weird but interesting u can be insulting even though it probably is your humor but churches are sacred places
and people can be touchy luckily i'm not..lol

I'm going to go ahead and assume this is some sort of compliment.

Where did u come from u hate to drive anywhere unless u can drive right up to it like a Walmart


Not true. I just don't like driving in South Philly, although my new GPS seems to have changed that somewhat.

SOUTH PHILLY IS ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING AND DIVERSE PLACES IN THE CITY
AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT DRIVING TO SOUTH PHILLY I'M SURE U HANG OUT IN CENTER CITY AND
SOUTH PHILLY IS NO WORSE , PEOPLE ARE MOVING BACK DOWNTOWN DUE TO ITS INTERESTING SITES AND CLOSE PROXIMITY TO CENTER CITY

Ahhh, stop yelling!

Again, South Philly is generally a lovely area, car travel aside. I do admire your interest in human migrational patterns, however.


ALMOST ALL THE CHURCHES IN SOUTH PHILLY WERE ETHNIC PARISHES..ST GABRIELS WAS IRISH AS WAS SAINT MONICAS WHICH WAS BUILT BY THE IRISH AND NOT UNTIL THE 1950'S DID IT START BECOMING ITALIAN,IT ALSO BURNT DOWN IN THE 1970'S AND WAS RESTORED
MT CARMEL WEHERE I LIVE NOW IS AN IRISH PARISH, ALTHOUGH I DO AGREE WITH U ON MT CARMEL AND ST NICHOLAS'S CHURCHES AS GOD AWFUL REMUDLED JOBS

ST ALS WAS GERMAN, ST RITAS ITALIAN ,ST PAULS ITALIAN, ST ANTHONYS IRISH ETC

St. Monica's is a rare case--a church that rose like a phoenix from the ashes. Most churches that burn, especially at that late a date, are rebuilt or remodeled in the most awful way imaginable.

See St. Joachim, Frankford. Yuck.


I DO HAVE SOME BEAUTIFUL PICS OF ST GABS AND ST CHARLES BOREMEO IF U WOULD LIKE

Yes, please.

AND BEING A SIZE QUEEN WHAT IS A LARGE CHURCH,ST GAB'S AND ST MONICA'S SEEM FAIRLY LARGE THEY ARE NOT THE BASILICA OF COURSE BUT 500 TO 1000 PERSONS IS NOT SMALL
ALSO SAINT GASBS WAS BUILT IN 1908 I THINK CORNER STONE IS HARD TO READ BUT I ALWAYS REMEMBER AS THAT WAS THE YEAR MY GRANDFATHER WAS BORN,BUT I WILL DOUBLE CHECK

Are you coming onto me? Size queen? I've been called a lot of things, but that's a new one.

I believe the recap of Our Lady of Lourdes said it best. Size is great, but ornamentation always wins out in the end.

HOPE YOUR GOOD EAR DID NOT FALL OFF, I GIVE U CREDIT FOR YOUR EFFORT,IF U NEED HELP IN SOUTH PHILLY I WILL BE GLAD TO HELP.....

YOUR NEW FRIEND
SOUTH PHILLY JIM

This from an email titled "CHURH PROJECT (u are kooky)"

I suspect that South Philly Jim is a few meds short of a full dose, but as my mother said, it's always good to make new friends. (Or something to that effect, I wasn't really paying attention.) Plus, hey, help with South Philadelphia. Who could turn that down?

Friday, July 15, 2011

Immaculate Conception and St. Casimir to Close


Straight from the horse's mouth:

Immaculate Conception and St. Casimir close

Two things here:

1. Breath deeply, it's the Northern Liberties one, not the East Germantown one. Both are nice, but if you have to keep one, it's the latter. That one fortunately lives to fight another day, however vainly.

2. Not at all surprising. In the case of Immaculate, it was already a Dead Parish Walking and had marginal turnout for its one mass. I'm surprised it lasted this long.

A loss is a loss, but at least we get to keep the buildings themselves. These days, that alone is a huge victory, however bittersweet.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Cathedral Parking


Project Reader Paul Marchesano offers a small correction to our review of the Cathedral Basilica of Ss. Peter and Paul:

Just a little note to let you know that you were misleading the readership with your comment that parking is impossible. During the week, yes. But anyone going to mass on the weekends can park for free in the Archdiocesan lot adjacent to the cathedral. Just though tyou [sic] might like to know.

Who, me? Mislead people? Inconceivable!

The Cathedral website seems to have no mention of this parking arrangement, but it sounds plausible enough to be true. Nonetheless, the Project advocates not driving in the city wherever and whenever possible.